A SHAREHOUSE FULL OF FLYING BULLETS, STEAMY LOOKS, AND SPLIT BILLS.


A hard-boiled detective, sultry femme-fatale, and a sentimental Russian thug share a house in present day suburbia. They would have killed one another already, but the dead don’t pay the rent.

When looking for a new housemate, Alice walks in the door. She seems perfect - but what’s she hiding? Before they can even get past the hangover from the welcome drinks, their world’s going to be turned upside down.

The second series of Noirhouse is launching soon.

THE DETECTIVE


ALWAYS ON THE CASE. EVEN IF THERE ISN'T ONE.


Our leading man. He’s always hot on the trail. It doesn’t matter if he’s found a corpse, or hair in the shower drain, both are mysteries that need solving and carry equal weight. Now, if only he could get the job done without distraction from Nadia...

The Detective is played by the appropriately dapper Nathan Spencer.

NADIA


SURE, SHE'S TWO FACED. BUT THEY'RE BOTH KNOCKOUTS.


Our very femme, very fatale leading lady. She’s the cat, and everyone else is a mouse to be toyed with. But as much as she’ll repeatedly manipulate and betray the Detective and the Russian, they’re her boys. If you mess with them, Nadia will mess with you.

Nadia is played by the stunning Melanie Irons.

THE RUSSIAN


WHEN HE'S NOT TAKING LIVES, HE'S TAKING BATHS.


Noirhouse’s resident ex-Soviet hitman. He won’t think twice about killing for a fee, or beating someone to a pulp for information. But what really makes his day is a new loofah, and drinking his house mates - the Detective and Nadia - under the table.

The Russian is played by the chiseled Mick Davies.

ALICE


NO ONE IS AS INNOCENT AS THEY LOOK.


Keep your eyes on Alice. You can’t help but be smitten by her old fashioned girl-next-door appeal. The Detective and the Russian sure are. But what’s going on beneath that innocent exterior? And how long before Nadia tears her a new one?

Alice is played by the alluring Sarah Wadsley.